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24th-Sep-2009 10:05 am - 25 Ways To Be Healthier
aerianya: (Default)
I'm sure this is nothing new, but very cute.
1.) Brush twice a day!



2.) Dress right for the weather.


3.) Visit the dentist regularly )
13th-Jun-2009 05:48 pm - In my Email
aerianya: (Default)
Written By Regina Brett, of The Plain Dealer, Cleveland, Ohio


To celebrate growing older, I once wrote the 45 lessons life taught me. It is the most-requested column I've ever written. So here is the column once more: )
27th-Apr-2006 08:33 am - From my email
aerianya: (Wildside)
Many of us "Old Folks" (those over 50, WAY over 50, or hovering near 50)>are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We are unsure
about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are
correct as we try to Conform to current fashions. Despite what you may
have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together
and should be avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Short shorts and varicose veins
12. Inline skates and a walker

And last, but not least...my personal favorite

13. Thongs and Depends
27th-Apr-2006 08:33 am - From my email
aerianya: (Wildside)
Many of us "Old Folks" (those over 50, WAY over 50, or hovering near 50)>are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We are unsure
about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are
correct as we try to Conform to current fashions. Despite what you may
have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together
and should be avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Short shorts and varicose veins
12. Inline skates and a walker

And last, but not least...my personal favorite

13. Thongs and Depends
20th-Apr-2006 11:25 am - In My Email
aerianya: (Work with This)
Interesting...



fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too
Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe can.

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
20th-Apr-2006 11:25 am - In My Email
aerianya: (Work with This)
Interesting...



fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too
Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe can.

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
31st-Mar-2006 08:10 am - Stupid Stuff
aerianya: (shut up!)
Do you believe the stupid stuff that comes in e-mail?
Found this little gem caught in my Mailwasher this morning...


rakco.com , the leading hosting source.
we have 34% off for black people and chinese this month!(this is my favorite part)
visit http://rackco.com/ now!
Rackco.com - Axxa Commerce LLC.
Suite 6 - 3 Canale Drive
Egg Harbor Township
NJ 08234
US

Phone: +1 (800) 652-7922
Email: sales@rackco.com
Abuse: abuse@rackco.com


You know the really sad part is this seems to be a real hosting company.
31st-Mar-2006 08:10 am - Stupid Stuff
aerianya: (shut up!)
Do you believe the stupid stuff that comes in e-mail?
Found this little gem caught in my Mailwasher this morning...


rakco.com , the leading hosting source.
we have 34% off for black people and chinese this month!(this is my favorite part)
visit http://rackco.com/ now!
Rackco.com - Axxa Commerce LLC.
Suite 6 - 3 Canale Drive
Egg Harbor Township
NJ 08234
US

Phone: +1 (800) 652-7922
Email: sales@rackco.com
Abuse: abuse@rackco.com


You know the really sad part is this seems to be a real hosting company.
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