Ravings of a Crazy Woman (but I feel so much better)

[aerianya]

1.My son"The Brain Trust has to go to the church to help paint and I'm not even dressed (he forgot)
2."The Big Guy wants to take my car in for IM testing new tag time....
3.As I go to walk(read run) out the door cus we're late for said painting , I see a huge mess in my kitchen"The Blondie decided to cook (she doesn't like to clean , who does)
4.I race back home, my windshield wipers stop working and the snow is melting , anyone say ,... roadscum?
5.My car fails IM because the check engine light is on ( been on since OCT oh well)now "The Big Guy
calls the mechanic.( He's known since day 1 , no problem it's a mileage thing....riiiight)
6."The Gamergirl is getting married in June , we ordered her wedding dress last week to have plenty of time to send back or get altererations.They charged me $20.00 ground UPS and it hasn't even been picked up yet.Send it by dog sled it's faster!
7.My sister-in-law calls every hour for a ride to the store*um* "My car is in the driveway with her skirt around her ears I can't go any where yet.""When do you think you can come get me?"Bus pass anyone? Sheesh!
***************************only 7 points I'm feeling better already***************************