In my e-mail (for the girls)

[aerianya]

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
-Lily Tomlin-

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
-Caryn Leschen-

If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
-Catherine-

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb -- and I'm also not blonde.
-Dolly Parton-

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
-Elayne Boosler-